January 2011
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Just checked my facebook and someone’s status update five minutes ago was, “APPLE PIE SHOTS!” Guess people are still out. My bad, friends. My bad.
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MTV, no one wants to go clubbing this early in the morning. It’s Monday, people have school or work. No one actually lives like Ke$sha. No one can be around that much glitter, they’ll asphyxiate.
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There is a woman hoarding her own poop.
Guys. Guys. Seriously.
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My biggest fear?
Becoming a hoarder.
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What do you mean you only pay ten dollars a month for 4G!?
AT&T you are such jerks.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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I Miss Having a Room-mate.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
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thats the international knock for joint time
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Fucking theme parties, man. Dressing up for them is so hard.
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In other news I have a class called The Philosophy of Love this semester. We are encouraged to experiment with substances, and learn love as a feeling instead of a thought in your head.
We all signed up for snack dates, ate some sugar cookies, gave each other hand/back massages, and then meditated and had a discussion about what we experienced.
Our final is a picnic in the park.
Art...
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Pad commercials give me the creeps. As does the idea of nighttime pads. Pads in general.
Diaper in deed. FOR BLOOD!
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I also punched a girl at girl scout camp because she told everyone I pooped in the woods.
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I feel super trashy when I listen to Motorhead, and enjoy it. Like my name is Crystal and I own an acid wash denim jacket.
When I was in Elementary school, some girl in her brother’s Motorhead shirt punched me in the stomach because I wouldn’t pick up a dead squirrel.
Bitch, I may be wearing a beret and a fucking peacoat but I will own you.
I bit her, and broke the skin.
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I made french onion soup in my crock pot. When I opened the door of my apartment the most delicious smell hit me in the face.
Oh soup, you taste magnificent!
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lawrypotter:
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ninetytwoalways:
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Reasons I Will Never Be a Hipster...
I have had a total of three bikes in the past two years.
One got hit by a snow plow, one was stolen, and one was removed by the city.
Little known fact? In Chicago, when one leaves their bicycles out all winter, the city saws it from whatever pole you last attached it to, and hauls it away for you. Very thoughtful considering it had RUSTED there.
Luckily I received two of these bikes for...
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I am about one and a half bottle of wines in, and I am listening to Journey.
Rock out with your cock out, Chicago.
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My dearest friend came over to share a couple bottles of wine, and tarot card reading.
Still in bed by 11 pm.
LIKE AN ADULT.
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WAKE UP AT 6 AND COMMUTE DOWNTOWN LIKE AN ADULT!
GO TO THE GROCERY STORE LIKE AN ADULT!
BUY A DOMAIN NAME, AND REGISTER ON A SERVER LIKE AN ADULT!
WASH THE DISHES LIKE AN ADULT!
PICK PIECES FOR YOUR PORTFOLIO AND RE-WRITE YOUR RESUME LIKE AN ADULT!
Now to smoke some green, and eat Cheetos.
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Sunday, Sunday That's My Fun Day...
Ordered sushi, mopped the kitchen floor, took out the garbage. Now giving myself a facial, and looking for a movie to watch on Netflix.
It was a pretty excellent last day of break. Back to the grind tomorrow.
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Maybe I will do one of these a day...
http://www.nisk.k12.ny.us/departments/art/sketchbookideas.html