December 2010
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Including a six pack of beer.
“Is it bad form to bring four bottles of wine to dinner?”
No, Dad. It isn’t.
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Wild and Crazy Winter Break 2010!
My family owns farm land near Madison, Wisconsin. Coincidentally this is also near the Cave of the Mounds, an underground cave that as far as I can tell from the website is full of brown rocks, and bats.
Today I get to tour this cave, as well as go to Little Norway to get in touch with my mostly ignored scandinavian roots.
I was bribed with sugar cookies, and the possibility of blond men named...
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My Demographic.
When you have your relationship status set to single on Facebook, the ads on the right of the screen are all for online dating sites, Durex condoms, and websites that sell vibrators.
Prior to my break-up it was all wedding registry, and places to buy matching shirts for couples.
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“Love doesn’t even exist. It’s just a chemical created in the labs at Dupont. It was an accident while they were creating those spatulas that don’t melt.”
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My day so far has been gang busters!
My cat threw up everywhere, clawed the shit out of my face, and then I caught her under my dresser eating lint and little buggy legs. Not very lady like behavior.
She’s followed me from every room in the house meowing like I imagine Lady Macbeth would meow had she been Lady Macpaws instead (aka a cat).
I’m going to treat myself to a time...
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“I got my diploma from Ealing College of Art, in graphics and illustration.”
– Freddie Mercury
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Kurt Vonnegut
The only thing my suicide note, if I were to write one, would say is…
“So it goes…”
Making it the most pretentious suicide note of all time.
But really kids, killing yourself is nothing to joke about. Write Love On Her Arms and all that.
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Boohoohoo
Received a text last night that my ex-boyfriend (as of earlier that day) had sent me on me Christmas. Essentially it was him making kissy faces into the camera of his phone. It said something along the lines of, “Merry Christmas, pretty girl.”
Now I’m depressed.
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“When the violets roar at the sun,
They’ll set us free.
And they’ve...”
– Charles Bukowski
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Officially single for the New Year.
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Blah, blah, blah.
The decision of where I am going to work and live after I graduate has been weighing heavily on my shoulders lately. While I love Chicago, there are several cities, with the potential of new people, new food, and a new life.
Austin, London, Portland, New York, Paris.
What do you think?
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Three Things in my Purse Today...
A flask of Jameson, Marlboro Reds, and Werther’s original hard candy. I am like my grandfather without the affinity for cowboy movies, and the missing thumbnail.
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